Trust me bro this is def not collapsing
Population | 322 million |
Currency | Ankle coins |
Animal | Red unicorn dragon lion |
The Holy Empire of Trust me bro this is def not collapsing is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 322 million Alcoholics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 33.8%.
The thriving Trust me bro this is def not collapsingian economy, worth 32.7 trillion Ankle coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,576 Ankle coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
Songs of praise to Leader are filled with coded messages from the resistance, museum employees look down on short people, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Trust me bro this is def not collapsing's national animal is the Red unicorn dragon lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Trust me bro this is def not collapsing is ranked 82,432nd in the world and 31st in Kilimanjaroian for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,078.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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- : Trust me bro this is def not collapsing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Disposable Incomes, Largest Gambling Industry, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, museum employees look down on short people.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, songs of praise to Leader are filled with coded messages from the resistance.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
- : Trust me bro this is def not collapsing's influence in Kilimanjaroian rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, the Red unicorn dragon lion stadiums are open 24/7.
- : Following new legislation in Trust me bro this is def not collapsing, sweet-toothed Alcoholics have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Clounation.